What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

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A velocirapture

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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A ham brake !

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!