What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.