What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.