What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.