What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.