Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control