Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.