Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.