Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)