Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift