Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.