Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline