Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.