What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!