What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird