What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

Christmas Light Jokes More Christmas Light Jokes

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.