What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Christmas Light Jokes More Christmas Light Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.