What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan