What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.