What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)