What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!