Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.