Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.