Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd