Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

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Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.