Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis

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Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Year Old Boy Jokes More Year Old Boy Jokes

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.