A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Because it's blue :(
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
A baby falling out of an airplane.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
A denom-nom-nominator!
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
