What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward