Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!