Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(