Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"