Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"