What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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They dough nut have anything in common.

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They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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They knead the dough.

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If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

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Doughnuts!

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!