What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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You are no longer kneaded."

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!