What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"?

Amish drive by shooting.

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.