What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.