What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.