What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage