What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.