20 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee

Hack Jokes More Hack Jokes

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Woman G Spot Jokes More Woman G Spot Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Black Baby Jokes More Black Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.