Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining