Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.