Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.