What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !