What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Maggot Jokes More Maggot Jokes

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !