Fetty Wap Jokes

What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi