Gasoline Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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a sub-woofer!!!

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof