Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
And when did my wife start smoking
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
A Chrysler
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
Han So-High"
They're lit.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
He had only one pupil.
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Age
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
