What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders