What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander