How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Enchantr."

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.