How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mao

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Gulag to you too.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX