Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."