Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

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What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.