What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times