What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times