Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
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What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
The Captain's Log.
Because they don't want the world to know!
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
They stop calling each other.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Because it's harder to pick up.
He was expecting showers.