What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.