What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.