What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.