What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon