Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I love ewe!
He kilt himself
a bell.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Because he was dead
Clash of Clans
Go for the juggler
May I take your order?"
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Goose bumps
It popped a wheelie.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Bready Legs
A dead duck.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
A rebell
A humdinger.
