Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.