Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.