Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover