What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.