What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.