What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.