What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.