Attire.
If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Morning wood.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Attire
I'm feeling funny"
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
A tire