16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Simon Jokes More Simon Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!