16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

Michael Jacksons House Jokes More Michael Jacksons House Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

16 Year Old Girl Jokes More 16 Year Old Girl Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.