Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!