Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !