A woman with a towel fetish
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
The ocean
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Papal towels.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
