Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.