Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.