Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor