Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Send them to barber school.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Razor