Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.