What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!