Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.