What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.