What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.